oragejuice
Ski Diva Extraordinaire
Gangster pants. Big baggy trendy... yeah.
Around here we find that most idiots are from the city. Ergo "citiots"
also known as "spores" - spastic people on rental equipment.
Here's one of my favorites - "Flat Light". IIt's also a cool description for conditions that the slang was meant to describe - conditions where the sun light or lack there of makes it difficult to see contours of the snow surface.
I like to practise "slope ignortion"
my all-time favorite (I think it's slang) is:
WIPE OUT
Don't like moguls -ignore em thats active ignortion
Thought of another one - "Going to the dark side" - giving up skiing in favor of snowboarding.