Those of you who took skiing as a college PE class, I envy you! And here I thought I'd scored a coup by taking golf for a PE class...
But anyhow, on with my story. I got into skiing at age 26 so I could do patrol as a winter job. Sound a bit backward? Here's how it all went down: After four summers of working for the National Park Service as a wildland firefighter and a park ranger, I was finding out that good winter jobs were hard to come by. So I had some time on my hands in December '05 to go haring around Europe with a friend. Oh by the way, she told me, we were going to do a lot of snowboarding. Okay, I thought, that should be a challenge. I had never in my life been interested in skiing or boarding. When I got there, she told me that as a beginner, I would be better off learning to ski.
Somewhere between the initial planning stages and falling down before getting ten feet up the paddle pull in Zakopane, Poland, it occured to me that that I had the answer to my winter employment problems. Patrol would allow me spend the winter skiing around and rescuing people, to go along with my summers of hiking around and rescuing people. I would just have to learn to ski. Easier said than done, of course.
All the instruction I had from my friend the boarder was "make a V with your skis to stop, put pressure on one ski to turn, and don't cross your tips." I thought I was starting to get the hang of it, but on the fourth day (we had moved on to Innsbruck, Austria by this time) I took a nasty head over heels fall and ended up with an aching knee, hip, and back. Being an EMT, I evaluated myself and was pretty sure I hadn't broken or sprained anything, but I decided I'd had enough for the time being. If I hadn't been set on doing patrol, I probably wouldn't have continued skiing. (and led a half-empty life ever after, never knowing what I was missing...)
Flash forward back to the States, where I called up a summer co-worker who conveniently happened to be a patrol supervisor at the Summit at Snoqualmie in WA. Sure I'll hire you, he said, I bet you could get to be a good enough skier in two seasons or less. So I got a job there as a liftie, which meant a free season pass, and more importantly, free group lessons. I skied as much as I could, and made slow but steady progress. The following winter, I liftie'd again, and joined the volunteer patrol, where I had many expert skiers to help me along. I thought I was doing it just to have a job, but somewhere along the way, I actually started to (gasp!) enjoy it! I wonder how that happened...
So here I am, two years later, about to start my first winter as a paid patroller!