Lola
Ski Diva Extraordinaire
I must add a caveat that says I have many great friends who are ski instructors and snowboarders. But, having said that, I think the following may add a smile to your face . . . :D
What is the difference between God and a ski instructor?
God doesn't think she is a ski instrucor.
A car has five snowboarders in the back seat. What do you call the driver?
Sherrif
What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?
Three days
How does a snowboard instructor meet his class?
He runs into them.
What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend?
Homeless
What is the difference between God and a ski instructor?
God doesn't think she is a ski instrucor.
A car has five snowboarders in the back seat. What do you call the driver?
Sherrif
What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?
Three days
How does a snowboard instructor meet his class?
He runs into them.
What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend?
Homeless
