Not a joke. #WhyAmIGettingThis
Holy crow.
Hi – following the news that Finnish skier Remi Lindholm suffered a frozen penis during his 50km mass start race at the Beijing Olympic Games, CamSoda – an adult company – has extended him a 5-year, 6-figure sponsorship deal to be the new face of the company’s “penis puppet” line. The line debuted in 2017 and features snazzy knitted socks for penises to provide warm and coziness.
Check out the offer letter here, and pasted below (SFW pictures of the knit puppets included) - https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2wvlvgc01p1dzd4/AACF960V-xnsGUIQ2TijAUS7a?dl=0
Brett
CamSoda Communications
Dear Remi Lindholm,
I wanted to extend my condolences to you for suffering a frozen penis in your 50km mass start race at the Beijing Games. I can only imagine your disappointment. To train your entire life to win gold only to suffer a frozen penis and finish in 28th place must have been soul-crushing.
I wanted to reach out and extend you an offer on behalf of CamSoda - an adult entertainment webcam company - to sign a 5-year, 6-figure sponsorship deal to be the new face of our ‘Penis Puppet’ line. In 2017 we debuted the line of snazzy knitted socks for penises to provide coziness. We can design a personalized puppet that fits your member. We can even decorate it to make it resemble the flag of Finland. You can bring it with you when you compete in the 2026 Winter Olympics in Italy.
Take some time to consider my offer. I’d love to host you at our headquarters in the coming weeks for a fitting and photoshoot.
Sincerely,
Daryn Parker
Vice President of CamSoda
Holy crow.
Hi – following the news that Finnish skier Remi Lindholm suffered a frozen penis during his 50km mass start race at the Beijing Olympic Games, CamSoda – an adult company – has extended him a 5-year, 6-figure sponsorship deal to be the new face of the company’s “penis puppet” line. The line debuted in 2017 and features snazzy knitted socks for penises to provide warm and coziness.
Check out the offer letter here, and pasted below (SFW pictures of the knit puppets included) - https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2wvlvgc01p1dzd4/AACF960V-xnsGUIQ2TijAUS7a?dl=0
Brett
CamSoda Communications
Dear Remi Lindholm,
I wanted to extend my condolences to you for suffering a frozen penis in your 50km mass start race at the Beijing Games. I can only imagine your disappointment. To train your entire life to win gold only to suffer a frozen penis and finish in 28th place must have been soul-crushing.
I wanted to reach out and extend you an offer on behalf of CamSoda - an adult entertainment webcam company - to sign a 5-year, 6-figure sponsorship deal to be the new face of our ‘Penis Puppet’ line. In 2017 we debuted the line of snazzy knitted socks for penises to provide coziness. We can design a personalized puppet that fits your member. We can even decorate it to make it resemble the flag of Finland. You can bring it with you when you compete in the 2026 Winter Olympics in Italy.
Take some time to consider my offer. I’d love to host you at our headquarters in the coming weeks for a fitting and photoshoot.
Sincerely,
Daryn Parker
Vice President of CamSoda