Ha!
This has nothing to do with skiing, but it recalls a lesson u had many years ago. I was working at a barn for a woman that used to event...did all the big competitions, panams, rolex, olympics, blah blah blah.
Anyway, we had this big green Irish sport horse on training board. I rode him most days and he was lovely, keen to a fence but with a tendency to be a little heavy and not always as responsive to leg as we wanted. And carol, my employer/instructor is talented but kind of (okay very) type a, and get get kind of agressive and scary. I'm so not type a.
Son she was giving me a lesson on this big boy and it was like this:
'More leg, he isn't listeneningn give him a kick, kick on kick on' 'stop kicking, don't nag, keep your leg still' 'kick him he isn't listening ' 'bend him, bend him, don't hang on your rein, no bend him left why are you on your left rein' 'use your leg stop using your leg'. Literally, two copletelt different instructions in one breath. I was young and still sorting what I call my formal riding after years of galloping around bareback pretending to be xena warrior princess and after an hour of this, when I could no longer feel my legs and I was sure both the horse and I had had enough, I finally sat back, came to a dead halt and cried 'I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DOOOO, I SUCK!'.
I finally sorted it all out, and after years and finally 'getting it', here I am trying to train myself to do the opposite.