Worthy Cause Demands Your Support.

[ski diva]

Convicted it-girl Paris Hilton has urged fans to sign a petition asking that she be spared prison because of her services to the public.

Ladies, how can we can turn our backs to such a worthwhile cause? Think of many things she does to make this world a better place. To force this saint to go to prison would be an unpardonable sin! We must band together and do whatever we can to keep her out!

 

[ski now work later]

I want my daughters to grow up and be just like Paris! (not)

 

[Jilly]

Do you think Martha will sign it? And maybe Paris should call Martha!

 

[Native Vail Gal]

I have been working DAY AND NIGHT writing to all of my senators and congressmen. Hopefully the Goven-ator will hear our pleas!!!!! :D