Witty Replies to Thread titles

[SnowHot]

I have been accused of being quick witted, not to be confused with dim witted.

Quite often I read a thread title from the forum home page and something funny, direct and simple comes to mind.

All in good humour, and no offense meant toward the Original Posters of "said threads", I think it'd be fun to play with quick witted answers/comments to these thread titles.
Here are the guidelines:
-The answers/comments need to be ONE SENTENCE(One word if possible)
-The answer doesn't necessarily have to have any bearing on the actual thread topic
-Thread titles may/should be used by more than one poster in this thread.

I'll Start:

Summer expansions.
A: Too many trips to Dairy Queen?

New binding buzz
A: I hear that buzz was fixed in the recall notice

Dream Gear.
A: Pillow and blanket?

 

[SnowHot]

Athletes as role models
A: as opposed to doughnut models?

 

[ski diva]

Bad Tune
Achy Breaky Heart, by Billy Ray Cyrus!

 

[ski diva]

First Gas....now....
the heartbreak of psoriasis!

 

[sleddog]

What's your Best Ski Tip?

My Nordica Speedmachine Mach 3's.:D

 

[SnowHot]

Bike quiver

A: Maybe your rim is bent

 

[ski diva]

Skis in Thule box
Along with my hammer and drill.

(Okay, it's a stretch -- I know it's pronounced tool-ee . Just go with it.)

 

[SnowHot]

Can you smell it in the air?.........its Baaaaaaack!

Someone had a Burrito for lunch!!!

 

[Lola]

So, how did your first runs of the season go?
Much better since I stopped eating Exlax like chocolate.


(sorry)

 

[Lola]

This could be very dangerous.....
Or it could just be plain stupid.

 

[Lola]

steep and cheap right now!
Okay . . . okay . . . as long as we get to do it shallow and expensive later.