TahoeJanine
Certified Ski Diva
10. When other people hope for an early spring and clear skies, you hope for a long winter and snow storms.
9. When your kid is sick over the weekend and the doctor’s office offers you an appointment on Monday, you say, “Sorry, that’s my ski day. What else have you got?”
8. In grocery checkout lines, you wheel your cart next to the person in front of you and ask, “Mind if I ride up with you?”
7. You store your skis in your bedroom to keep them warm and stroke them longingly every night, calling them your “luv” and your “thang.”
6. You read about spring skiing all night long on theskidiva.com instead of working on your taxes.
5. But you file your taxes early in hopes of a refund that will pay for just one more last ski trip.
4. Your computer desktop is littered with downloaded .PDF files of trail maps from resorts around the world.
3. Your cure for a hot flash is a face plant in deep powder.
2. You go down steep, icy slopes that terrify you and tell yourself on the way down that you never will do that run again—and then you do it again.
And the number one sign that you are addicted to skiing and may need help:
1. When you talk about keeping your hip angle open, you’re referring to a skiing posture.
9. When your kid is sick over the weekend and the doctor’s office offers you an appointment on Monday, you say, “Sorry, that’s my ski day. What else have you got?”
8. In grocery checkout lines, you wheel your cart next to the person in front of you and ask, “Mind if I ride up with you?”
7. You store your skis in your bedroom to keep them warm and stroke them longingly every night, calling them your “luv” and your “thang.”
6. You read about spring skiing all night long on theskidiva.com instead of working on your taxes.
5. But you file your taxes early in hopes of a refund that will pay for just one more last ski trip.
4. Your computer desktop is littered with downloaded .PDF files of trail maps from resorts around the world.
3. Your cure for a hot flash is a face plant in deep powder.
2. You go down steep, icy slopes that terrify you and tell yourself on the way down that you never will do that run again—and then you do it again.
And the number one sign that you are addicted to skiing and may need help:
1. When you talk about keeping your hip angle open, you’re referring to a skiing posture.
