No kidding. This is the name of a package being offered by Jackson Hole's Teton Mountain Lodge. You get a room for four nights but ski passes for only two. Also champagne and chocolates on arrival, a spa treatment for two, a nighttime dogsled ride, and an in-room candlelit dinner by the fireplace.
What about child care for the return visit? ;)
What about child care for the return visit? ;)