State of Vermont Relocating to Denver!

[ski diva]

You may have heard the news reports about the relocation of VF Corporation, the parent company of outdoor brands like The North Face, JanSport and Smartwool, to Denver. This follows an announcement by the Outdoor Retailer Show to move to the city, as well. So today this satire popped up on my Facebook feed: State of Vermont Relocating to Denver. Want a laugh? Read it. It's pretty funny.

 

[SallyCat]

"Duluth ('too many flowy mountain bike trails.')" LOL.

That was worth the read; really well done!

 

[mustski]

“But mainly we wanted to lock Denver down before the rest of California moved in.”

My favorite quote!

 

[RachelV]

The whole category is pretty funny!
https://www.adventure-journal.com/category/adventureyreport/

I would welcome the entire state of VT just to be able to buy Long Trail again. Not sure those guys realize how many ex-east coasters are out here looking for their beer...

 

[newboots]

I would welcome the entire state of VT just to be able to buy Long Trail again. Not sure those guys realize how many ex-east coasters are out here looking for their beer...

Ahh, @RachelV , there has been a craft beer explosion since you’ve been gone! (I suppose that’s been happening all over. But wow. Long Trail seems almost like Heineken in comparison to all the new ones!) (Heineken might not the the best comparison. Sam Adams?)