Our oldest daughter emailed me this joke today . . . and I just had to share it with you Divas!
A store that sells husbands has opened in New York City. On the front of THE HUSBAND STORE entrance, there is a description of how the store operates. It reads: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the merchandise increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
My friend visited the store, hoping to find a husband. On the first floo,r the sign on the door read: Floor 1 - MEN WITH JOBS. She was intrigued, but continued to the second floor, where the sign read: Floor 2 - MEN WITH JOBS WHO LOVE KIDS. “That's nice,” she thought, “but I want more.” Upward she went. The third floor sign read: Floor 3 - MEN WITH JOBS WHO LOVE KIDS AND ARE EXTREMELY HANDSOME. “Wow,” she thought, but felt compelled to keep going.
On the fourth floor, the sign read: Floor 4 – MEN WITH JOBS WHO LOVE KIDS AND ARE EXTREMELY HANDSOME AND HELP WITH HOUSEWORK. “Amazing,” she thought, but still ascended the stairs to the fifth floor, where a sign read: MEN WITH JOBS WHO LOVE KIDS AND ARE EXTREMELY HANDSOME AND HELP WITH HOUSEWORK AND ARE GREAT LOVERS. She was tempted to stay and shop on the 5th floor, but once again climbed the stairs to floor 6 where a sign read: YOU ARE VISITOR 31,456,012 TO THIS FLOOR. THERE ARE NO MEN ON THIS FLOOR. THIS FLOOR EXISTS SOLELY AS PROOF THAT WOMEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE. THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING AT THE HUSBAND STORE.
Please note that the store’s owner just opened THE WIFE STORE across the street, another six-story store that operates in the same fashion. The first floor sells wives who love sex. The second floor sells wives who love sex and have money. The third floor sells wives who love sex, have money, and like to drink beer while watching sports on tv. No shoppers have gone beyond the third floor.
A store that sells husbands has opened in New York City. On the front of THE HUSBAND STORE entrance, there is a description of how the store operates. It reads: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the merchandise increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
My friend visited the store, hoping to find a husband. On the first floo,r the sign on the door read: Floor 1 - MEN WITH JOBS. She was intrigued, but continued to the second floor, where the sign read: Floor 2 - MEN WITH JOBS WHO LOVE KIDS. “That's nice,” she thought, “but I want more.” Upward she went. The third floor sign read: Floor 3 - MEN WITH JOBS WHO LOVE KIDS AND ARE EXTREMELY HANDSOME. “Wow,” she thought, but felt compelled to keep going.
On the fourth floor, the sign read: Floor 4 – MEN WITH JOBS WHO LOVE KIDS AND ARE EXTREMELY HANDSOME AND HELP WITH HOUSEWORK. “Amazing,” she thought, but still ascended the stairs to the fifth floor, where a sign read: MEN WITH JOBS WHO LOVE KIDS AND ARE EXTREMELY HANDSOME AND HELP WITH HOUSEWORK AND ARE GREAT LOVERS. She was tempted to stay and shop on the 5th floor, but once again climbed the stairs to floor 6 where a sign read: YOU ARE VISITOR 31,456,012 TO THIS FLOOR. THERE ARE NO MEN ON THIS FLOOR. THIS FLOOR EXISTS SOLELY AS PROOF THAT WOMEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE. THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING AT THE HUSBAND STORE.
Please note that the store’s owner just opened THE WIFE STORE across the street, another six-story store that operates in the same fashion. The first floor sells wives who love sex. The second floor sells wives who love sex and have money. The third floor sells wives who love sex, have money, and like to drink beer while watching sports on tv. No shoppers have gone beyond the third floor.
except mine cooks and is a certified ski instructor - scratch the snowboard part, different dept.
