Purina Diet

[SnowHot]

This is just to funny.

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and
standing In line at the check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital
last time, but I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and I-V's in both arms.

I told her it was essentially a perfect diet, and the way it works is
to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and the food is nutritionally complete, so I was
going to try it gain.

I have to mention here -- practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her -- "No, it was because I'd
been sitting in the street licking my balls, when a car hit me."
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid woman...why else would I buy dog food??

 

[Pequenita]

Good grief. Bad Snowhot!! This was probably a woman who was taking a seminar on how to overcome shyness and had a homework assignment of approaching a stranger and starting up a conversation! And now you've scarred her for life.

So, at what point did everyone else get it? Had I been on that line, I would have probably joined in about my Eukanuba diet.

Actually, this reminds me that I had a childhood friend whose father was a food taster for a company, but "food" was a very broad term, and he did, indeed, taste dog food as part of his job.

 

[SnowHot]

I'm hoping that you know that this was a joke and not something I really did.
It is something that I WOULD do!
But, not me in this actual joke/story.

Good grief. Bad Snowhot!! This was probably a woman who was taking a seminar on how to overcome shyness and had a homework assignment of approaching a stranger and starting up a conversation! And now you've scarred her for life.

So, at what point did everyone else get it? Had I been on that line, I would have probably joined in about my Eukanuba diet.

Actually, this reminds me that I had a childhood friend whose father was a food taster for a company, but "food" was a very broad term, and he did, indeed, taste dog food as part of his job.

 

[Jilly]

The copy I had stated in the last line that "I'm not allowed to shop at Wal-Mart anymore!"