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N

Native Vail Gal

Banned
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very
faithful and loving wives, but they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the
Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in
the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off
her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and
did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a
grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with
that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other
husband and said, 'These girl nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to
suspect the worst... My wife came home with no panties!!'

'That's nothing,' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card
stuck to her ass that said.....

'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you!'

:cheer:
 
Lola

Lola

Ski Diva Extraordinaire
Square Testicles

Great one NVG! How about this one?


An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office.

The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, '$165,000'. The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets.

The president was surprised and asked, 'What kind of bets?'

The elderly woman replied, 'Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square.'

The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that. The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, 'Would you like to take my bet?'

'Certainly', replied the president. 'I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square.'

'Done', the elderly woman answered. 'But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness.' 'No problem', said the president of the Bank confidently.

That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.

The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square.

The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.

The president was happy to oblige.

The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. 'Of course', said the president. 'Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure.'

The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, 'Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada!'
 
N

Native Vail Gal

Banned
Lola.....FABULOUS!!! Mr. NVG snorted!!! :D
Also, thank you and Mr. Lola for my Transpak! I LOVE IT!!!! :cheer:
(They'll have to pry it from my cold dead fingers when I'm gone!)
 
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