Or, Have you ever been kissed by a tree?
Rule #1, Both skis on the same side of the tree!Great bruise Snowhot !
I'm talented tree skier too - never been known to miss one if it's anywhere near me![]()
My OH managed to ski right over the top of a small fir tree last week. One ski each side, the tree was small but higher than waist height if you know what i mean! His face was a picture, had me laughing for ages - poor guy :ROTF:

Softer is nicer!Woo hoo! More battle wounds!!![]()
Yep, I have been kissed by many trees. And I've hugged a few too!
I prefere to be hugged & kissed by something much softer though!![]()

My 12yo took me into the woods 2 weekends ago - she wanted to explore when she saw some tracks going into the woods. I followed behind, then fell in the deep snow. Tried using my ski pole to help me up, but that went straight down, and no help. So there I was...on my backside, like a beached whale, with my skiis in the deep snow and flailing around trying to get back up. I had to scootch over until I could finally get over my skis and get up. She will never let me live it down, and now tells everyone about how I fell and couldn't get up...
tis a nice shade of purple now with some green hews on the edges.That'll look real pretty when it gets to the green/ yellow/ brown stage of the bruise.
I haven't managed to get a kiss like that- I guess I have something to aspire to :D
Still too much snow in the woods. How about Nubs on Sunday?Geeze, You're supposed to save the tree kissing for bike season!![]()
At least now you've had some practice.