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Medical Alert

SkiNurse

Ski Diva Extraordinaire
The Centers for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a
highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted
orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary
Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss,
any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT
TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you
should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the
premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or
both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and
Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If
you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is
controlling your life.
 

MaineSkiLady

Ski Diva Extraordinaire
:ROTF: :clap:
Classic!
This one gets copied/pasted/redistributed!
Thanks for the huge laugh! :laughter:
 

Downunder Diva

Ski Diva Extraordinaire
It's good to know that my frequent self medicating with Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) has just medical cause !!!
 

SkiNurse

Ski Diva Extraordinaire
Funny...I totally forgot I had posted this!:ROTF:
 

drjoyous

Ski Diva Extraordinaire
Don't forget that many of us have our own herbal antidote: Prescribed Obliteration Treatment (POT)....
 

DLXLDY

Certified Ski Diva
I was just thinking...spending all the time on here today...has kept me from catching that disease! This forum is contagious!
 

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