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lightbulb joke

Kiragirl

Ski Diva Extraordinaire
How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Six, one to screw in the bulb and five to say, "nice turn," "nice turn," "nice turn"
 

jaydog

Ski Diva Extraordinaire
reminds me of a joke I once heard:

Q:If you go to a party, how do you figure out if there's a ski instructor there?

A: Don't worry, he/she will tell you.
 

BackCountryGirl

Ski Diva Extraordinaire
Another lightbulb joke (a bit risque):

How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Ski instructors don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs.
 

Pequenita

Ski Diva Extraordinaire
Another -
How many telemarkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Same punchline: Six, one to screw in the bulb and five to say, "nice turn!"
 

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