IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN

[HotChocolate]

IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Chardonnay.

Chardonnay is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Chardonnay can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Chardonnay almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Chardonnay.

Chardonnay may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Chardonnay. However, women who wouldn 't mind becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

WARNINGS: -

* The consumption of Chardonnay may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
* The consumption of Chardonnay may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Chardonnay may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Chardonnay may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
* The consumption of Chardonnay may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
* The consumption of Chardonnay may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

**PLEASE NOTE THAT MERLOT CAN BE SUBSTITUTED FOR CHARDONNAY**

 

[Ski Fanatic Mom]

LOL!!!!! That is great! You brought a BIG smile to my face as I read your post on this dreary Friday afternoon. THANKS!!!! I am heading to the kitchen to pour myself a glass of Merlot! This one's for you....

...Have a great weekend, Hotchocolate

 

[dloveski]

Yeah for Chardonnay

LOL. :ROTF::ROTF:

How did you know I love Chardonnay, oak or no oak, just dry and cold?

It has gotten me through the best of times and the worst of times. But, it has to be the good stuff, which is pricey----which keeps the volume down and the side effects minimal. (No box stuff for me).

 

[Jilly]

But, it has to be the good stuff, which is pricey----which keeps the volume down and the side effects minimal. (No box stuff for me).

So, why am I drinking home brew Zin. I'll switch it!!

Hot Chocolate - just what I needed after another bad week!!

 

[Robyn]

Well, I'd prefer a red but it works the same... :D

 

[altagirl]

Only red wine for me... white gives me a headache.

And I actually prefer out of the box lately. Because my husband doesn't drink wine, so if I open a nice bottle, it's gone bad by the time I finish it, even with the fancy stopper that sucks the air out.

There are some pretty decent boxed wines lately! It's not what it used to be.

 

[Solincia]

Ha ha ha! That was great!!!

I prefer Reisling, but hey, it's all grapes to me!

 

[TUSSC]

Only red wine for me... white gives me a headache.

And I actually prefer out of the box lately. Because my husband doesn't drink wine, so if I open a nice bottle, it's gone bad by the time I finish it, even with the fancy stopper that sucks the air out.

There are some pretty decent boxed wines lately! It's not what it used to be.

The reason white gives you a headache is because white has more sulfites. Winemakers add it to the wine to make it appear clearer. Since reds are darker, and people don't worry as much about the clarity of red, winemakers don't need to add so many sulfites. On the other hand, reds have more tannins. Some people with sensitive digestive systems can't handle very tannic wines. Personally, I prefer a nice tannic red!

I agree, there are some decent red box wines out there now. And if you only have a glass now and then, box wines keep better than bottle wines, because they are vacuum sealed.

 

[Lola]

Chardonnay is great! I especially like that it comes in single-serving bottles!! LOL

 

[HotChocolate]

So, why am I drinking home brew Zin. I'll switch it!!

Hot Chocolate - just what I needed after another bad week!!

Glad I could help!

Home brew? Do tell...

 

[Jilly]

Home brew? Do tell...

We brew batches at a brew-by-you place. Don't mind the whites or Zin. Can't stand the reds!!

 

[HotChocolate]

I love Canadian ice wines, yum!

 

[Jilly]

Late harvest whites are good too. Your palate can only determine a certain level of sweetness. Late harvest rieslings and vidals are called "poor man's ice wine". They are usually 1/2 the price. Either type can give you a big headache!! Lucky for me I live about 20 min from the newest wine region in Ontario. We have some really neat Sunday driving tours.

 

[Kiragirl]

ROTFLOL, that's what I usually drink!! J. Lohr <--the BEST