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How many skiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Christy

Angel Diva
Nice. The only joke I readily know is a light bulb joke about my profession. It's probably only funny to people in the field, but...

How many historic preservationists does it take to change a light bulb? 50. One to change the bulb and 49 to document the process.
 

BMR

Ski Diva Extraordinaire
Nice. The only joke I readily know is a light bulb joke about my profession. It's probably only funny to people in the field, but...

How many historic preservationists does it take to change a light bulb? 50. One to change the bulb and 49 to document the process.
Haha! Well, I suppose it can be applied to my profession too. One to do the job, 9 to provide dissenting opinions.
 

Latetotheparty

Certified Ski Diva
Nice. The only joke I readily know is a light bulb joke about my profession. It's probably only funny to people in the field, but...

How many historic preservationists does it take to change a light bulb? 50. One to change the bulb and 49 to document the process.
So, don’t know if you are a fiction fan, but have you read any of the “Chronicles of St. Mary’s” by Jody Thomas? I binged these before we had decent snow- so your joke just had me laughing out loud, to the deep distress of my dog and husband
 
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BMR

Ski Diva Extraordinaire
How many race-team kids at a busy resort does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one; they hold it up and the entire world revolves around them.

Isn't that the truth! I mean, they are super cute, but OMG, so many of them.

I gotta say though, at my resort the race kids are better behaved than the adult guests. If I have one more "gnarly dude that was sick" pack of unmasked snowboarders cut me off in the lift line, I may just blow my top.
 

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