So I hope this is taken with a good sense of humor....those of you from denver will especially appreciate it
My only question is where is the "diva" barbie? What would her description be? Comes with AWD vehicle and snow tires to get to her destination on the deepest powder day. Super huge smile, fun loving, outgoing attitude, ready to tackle challenges on any terrain. Comes with limited edition CO resort pass and more than 10 different skis to choose from? Comb and brush not required as this diva loves helmet hair.
Subject: Mattel recently announced the release of limited edition
Colorado Barbies
'Aurora Barbie'
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional
accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy
were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of
the infant.
'Boulder Barbie'
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair,
arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white
socks. She prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want or need a
Ken doll, but if you purchase two Boulder Barbies and the optional
Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.
'Cherry Creek Barbie'
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of Rolls Royce convertible or
Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country
club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private
School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.
'Parker Barbie'
The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan
and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time
occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.
'Trinidad Ken/Barbie'
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by
simply adding or subtracting the multiple snap-on parts.
'Colfax Barbie'
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis
knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model
is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably
small, untraceable bills) ...unless you are a cop, then we don't know
what you are talking about.
'Arvada Barbie'
She's perfect in every way. We don't know where Ken is because he's
always out a-'huntin'.
'Denver Lo-Do Barbie'
This collagen injected, rhino plastic Barbie wears a leopard print
outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends. Percocet
prescription available as well as warehouse conversion condo.
'Highlands Ranch Barbie'
This princess Barbie is sold only at Park Meadows. She comes with an
assortment of Kate Spade, Prada and LV Handbags, Rolex watch a Lexus
SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a 3,500 sq ft. patio
home. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken
sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.
'Commerce City Barbie'
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too
small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tat too on her shoulder. She has
a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit
over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk.
Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper
sticker absolutely free.
'Greely Barbie'
This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own
high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased
beer-gutted Ken out of Commerce City Barbie's 'house.' Her ensemble
includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through
halter-top. Also available with a mobile home.
My only question is where is the "diva" barbie? What would her description be? Comes with AWD vehicle and snow tires to get to her destination on the deepest powder day. Super huge smile, fun loving, outgoing attitude, ready to tackle challenges on any terrain. Comes with limited edition CO resort pass and more than 10 different skis to choose from? Comb and brush not required as this diva loves helmet hair.
Subject: Mattel recently announced the release of limited edition
Colorado Barbies
'Aurora Barbie'
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional
accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy
were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of
the infant.
'Boulder Barbie'
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair,
arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white
socks. She prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want or need a
Ken doll, but if you purchase two Boulder Barbies and the optional
Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.
'Cherry Creek Barbie'
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of Rolls Royce convertible or
Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country
club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private
School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.
'Parker Barbie'
The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan
and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time
occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.
'Trinidad Ken/Barbie'
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by
simply adding or subtracting the multiple snap-on parts.
'Colfax Barbie'
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis
knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model
is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably
small, untraceable bills) ...unless you are a cop, then we don't know
what you are talking about.
'Arvada Barbie'
She's perfect in every way. We don't know where Ken is because he's
always out a-'huntin'.
'Denver Lo-Do Barbie'
This collagen injected, rhino plastic Barbie wears a leopard print
outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends. Percocet
prescription available as well as warehouse conversion condo.
'Highlands Ranch Barbie'
This princess Barbie is sold only at Park Meadows. She comes with an
assortment of Kate Spade, Prada and LV Handbags, Rolex watch a Lexus
SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a 3,500 sq ft. patio
home. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken
sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.
'Commerce City Barbie'
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too
small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tat too on her shoulder. She has
a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit
over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk.
Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper
sticker absolutely free.
'Greely Barbie'
This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own
high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased
beer-gutted Ken out of Commerce City Barbie's 'house.' Her ensemble
includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through
halter-top. Also available with a mobile home.
