Here's a funny joke from the NPR program, Car Talk:
A young nun joined an order which allowed her to say only two words every ten years.
After the first ten years, she said to the Mother Superior, "Bed hard."
Ten years later, she said, "Food stinks."
Ten years later, she said, "I quit."
The Mother Superior said, "I'm not surprised, you've done nothing but complain since you got here."

A young nun joined an order which allowed her to say only two words every ten years.
After the first ten years, she said to the Mother Superior, "Bed hard."
Ten years later, she said, "Food stinks."
Ten years later, she said, "I quit."
The Mother Superior said, "I'm not surprised, you've done nothing but complain since you got here."

