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Apples & Wine....a Wonderful Sister's Toast!

I thought you DIVAS would LOVE this! This was my sister's toast at my wedding! It's Fabulous!!!

Apples and Wine


Women are like apples on trees.

The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy - The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.

They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men... Men are like a fine wine.
They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the pits out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


"Congratualtions Steve…..you made it to the top! Enjoy your dinner! We love you!"
 

Robyn

Ski Diva Extraordinaire
That's absolutely fabulous! What a wonderful sister between that and the gorgeous sweater she made for you, you must feel very grateful.
 
:smile: Feeling much better today after a pep talk from a friend and, uh, opening a Christmas present early.:redface:

I love a Christmas Present early opening! That's enough to make you smile!!!! I'm glad you're feeling better!!!:D
 

num

Ski Diva Extraordinaire
NVG, that's a great toast! Your sister is spot on.

Steve's lucky he's a good climber :smile:
 
Thanks, Num! Yes....he is a climber! A slow climber....but a climber!!!:wink:
 

Pequenita

Ski Diva Extraordinaire
Glad you're feeling better. Get anything good?

It was a small gift from a friend's father. He saw that we were totally coveting his collapsible pen (it telescopes out to full size pen length from about 3") when we were all on vacation last month, so he sent one to me and another to his daughter. It's a little geeky, but I like it!
 

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