This is hysterical: a parody of the how men often shop for skis for their girlfriends. You gotta read this, Divas!
https://www.powder.com/keep-your-tips-up/how-to-help-your-boyfriend-buy-new-skis/
https://www.powder.com/keep-your-tips-up/how-to-help-your-boyfriend-buy-new-skis/